legitimate conversation i had yesterday:

(i’m paraphrasing, lots of wine was had & i can’t remember exact quotes - kill me!)

housemate: what do you mean he’s stupid?

me: well..you know, sweet stupid! he just forgets things easily but he’s kind and sincere. 

housemate: maybe he’s just busy and forgets things..

me: maybe. i don’t know, it’s okay by me. i’m sick of the super intelligent types anyway.

housemate: we’ll see.

me: actually,i kinda think that’s why i like him. i don’t have to worry about him or fret over everything i say. he’s just sweet and cuddly! no brainpower. 

housemate: are you sure you’re not the stupid one?

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