Dude Standard #1: You must be willing to give me a post-engagement blowski. In public. With photographers around. Also: An introduction.

I was always more of a Ren Stevens guy myself, but damn Lizzie McGuire is getting gangster in her old age. She’s like, what? 20? Anyway, the point is, when I drop a milli on a rock, get on my cock. Can I make cock jokes here?

If you haven’t noticed, I’m new here. My name’s Kyle. I sometimes post about sex, dating, and relationships over on my tumblr and for some reason I was offered the male perspective spot here on Dating Standards. I’ll be jumping in sporadically with advice, how-to’s and general fuckery.

Hey girls, did you know this is the 100th post? Dick jokes for the Centennial! Aren’t you glad you invited me to the party?

<3 y’all,

Kyle

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