Oh Shit Dating Standards, I’m Back! Here’s a mini rant.

Hey,

Recently I’ve acquired somewhat of a life that includes a job, roommate who actually likes to go out and do things, and some traveling-which is so strange for someone who pretty much didn’t have a life for a solid year due to a series of unfortunate events. I almost have everything but a boyfriend which shouldn’t be much of a surprise from the girl who started this whole blog about standards for dating men. You’re all probably laughing right now because “it’s funny because it’s true”. The truth is I started this because I thought of something funny and wanted to share it with the internet world. I’ve tried to keep it funny, snarky, sarcastic, and cynical. I try not to give advice because I don’t think I have the resume to do so. I do have some actual standards but really, I’m actually open to different types of guys. I just don’t want you to cheat on me, beat me, or treat me like a second class citizen. Please do hold a good conversation, be nice, make me laugh, and take showers regularly so you don’t stink.

I’ll come up with some actual standards again.

Love ya,
Sarah

PS: Elle’s been holding down the fort here by calling bullshit, posting awesome videos, and great pictures. Four for you Elle Wagner, you go Elle Wagner.