Standard #66: You Can’t Be Michael Cera.

Have you seen Michael Cera in an interview or a movie? He’s the same person in whatever it is. He’s awkward, he stutters, he whines, and he dresses like a lesbian from the 70’s. It was sort of cute on Arrested Development because, come on, that show was awesome and should have never been canceled. But he has played the same exact character in everything he’s been in and I don’t understand how it can be working. Interviews with him are so painful to watch. Apparently there’s people out there who are attracted to him, I don’t know how. You can never tell what emotion he is because he always has the same damn expression on his face. Learn how to act.