My own personal Dating Standard that doesn’t really have much to do with the rest of you but maybe you’ll laugh and if you don’t I’m sorry:

You have to be Jeremy Renner. I don’t know what it is about this guy but I want do shots of Jack Daniel’s and make out with him in a dark, sketchy bar. Maybe I’ll take up smoking just so I can offer him cigarettes all the time so he can smoke like this more often. Last night at the Oscars I would have been waiting for him with a drink and a sandwich once he finished his interview. He’s a momma’s boy too?!? He loves his mom enough to bring her to the Oscars with him, how sweet. I want him even more now.

What’s wrong with me guys? I don’t understand my attraction to him, it doesn’t make any sense to me. He’s not my type. I don’t think I could ever date a guy that smokes because I don’t want to make out with an ash tray. I don’t even like Jack Daniel’s but I’ll drink it with him? I think I need a Renner intervention. He plays a badass with a heart in the Hurt Locker, I think that’s the reason I want him. Someone make it stop…

But, um, any guy in the world, if you’re Jeremy Renner or like Jeremy Renner then I’ll date you.

Love,
Sarah